Moonie learns about a new god while writing a review for shades we get from Amazon*  We have to fight back against these Christian and other beweef systems when they deny us due process and steal our defense with lies on paper which also amounts to them abusing the trees too and so we imagine the best way to do that is to have consideration for other gods as they demand there is only one: theirs, and if that’s true, it is a malicious deity to enable and allow them to perpetually rape and exploit us, a baby that has an innocent public drink out of a condom that baby thinks is a balloon on a playground*  ‘Le Ballon Rouge’*

We have to break down words to digest them through little eyes because some words are too big to fit but they’re made of smaller words* We write this product review:

Spec-tac-u-lar! Spec as in spectacles, tac as in tachometer that measures the tranny revolution (or measures tacos if you leave the h8ch out of it), u for, well, u, and Lar for, well, let’s see what AI has to say about Lar:

Lar most commonly refers to a Roman household god (singular of Lares), a legally authorized representative in medical or legal settings, or the stock ticker symbol for Lithium Argentina AG*

Don’t cry for us, Argentina: we have this Roman god looking after our eyes; a sort of legally authorized representative for medically needed eye protection*

Yes, all of that might sound silly but it’s real and is supportive of the product* They’re well made and comfortable to wear*

They say Lar has a short tunic and holds a cup 🦇* Maybe it’s where ‘Larper’ comes from other than ‘live action role play’ so we could coin a term and say these shades are spectacularper! 🌈

Moonie is homeless, terrorized from our home by abusive paper systems that genocide their victims to cover up and ignore their abuse and they do this in the name of Jbus and say Jbus forgives and excuses them, their families of blood, beweef and corporate crime/war families are more important than honesty and so their society and government evolves from keep secrets and privacy but while they also have this Jbus or other beweef system mechanism that forgives and excuses them while they murder trees to have paper for their deeds and operate their government and they abuse all of these things, including the trees*  It’s bad enough that their church families and corporations either publicly or privately/covertly run by churches do this but now they’ve also infiltrated the state and judiciary and bribe a judge to tell us “eat Jesus and get an exorcism”, trying to rage bate us after they take our firearms with lies and deny us due process*  One tree on this public land where we’re forced to stay we find is ‘cut down’ with gunfire: projectiles of lead, copper and such are lodged into the trunk where the rest of the tree snaps off*  They’re not satisfied with lies on paper that would artificially elevate them into what they beweeve are superior positions over their victims even as they claim to support equality and liberty and justice for all but they’re also shooting trees and wipe their arses on paper too*

We carve bird baths out of pumice and seal the holes so they’ll hold water*  As we write that last bit with the purpose of going a specific direction with it, a squirrel climbs up onto the second bowl we make (number 2) and seems to be having a poop in it!  Do squirrel stand up when they poop£  We wonder what and where all of this poop-like debris is coming from when we fill the bowl with water*  Does the squirrel think this is a pot to poop in, a commode£  It causes us to wonder why Nancy Mace threatens us if we use ‘their’ public toilet*  Maybe Nancy is like a dog and likes to drink out of the toilet bowls on ‘The Hill’ since it ends in disaster if Jack and Jill go up the hill to get it*  Instead, they send their trusty, old dog Nancy to go drink it out of the toilet for them, 🤣 and there’s something to that because Moonie recalls a fad just before the COVID outbreak where wealthy travelers are doing videos of them licking toilets on commercial and or private flights*  How else are they going to get YouTube or TikTok famous£

The squirrel might also be protesting because Moonie hasn’t given them any all-monde nuts to eat*  Those are only a treat, little Squirrel: to give you a break and a boost to go do your squirrel work, get this forest back into shape after the fire devistates it*  Soon the winter season is here and you have to find and move seeds around so you’ll make it through the winter!  Some say the Squirrel forgets the majority of places it stashes the nuts and seed but they s means they won’t eat them and spread these seeds around replanting the forest like Johnny Cannabiseed*  Moonie invents Johnny Cannabiseed because an artist draws a characterization of Johnny Appleseed with a ‘pot’ on their head, 🤣*

Google AI has this to say about it:

The publication Moonie is recalling is the classic children’s biography Johnny Appleseed, written by Eva Moore.The book featured two prominent editions over the decades, both famously capturing the iconic caricature of Johnny wearing a cook pot on his head:The Artist: The most widely recognized illustrations for this book were drawn by Beatrice Darwin for the 1970 Scholastic edition. An earlier 1964 edition was illustrated by Judith Ann Lawrence.The Publication: Published by Scholastic Book Services

(notice that AI gives you ‘periods’, we don’t*)

We’ve heard of ‘forever more’ but not ‘by Eva Moore’ so there must be one more called ‘of Eva Moore’ so that Janey Cannabiseed will not perish from the earth as this is the prescription Lincoln gives*  Eye n-eva saw a moor, eye n-eva saw the sea but know eye, know eye how the heather look and what a billow bee*  Maybe it’s Eva from Wall-E*

The baths start out as being for the birds because we can see and hear them: we know they’re here and we’re also aware of fire ants when we unaware park too close to their home or aboveground access point or whatever it is as one somehow gets into the car and either bites or vomits lava all over us which is how we think of it because it’s along this ‘Volcanic Legacy’ highway*  The chemical they somehow extrude (either by biting, vomiting or hell, they could’ve shit and pissed as far as we know) on Moonie’s right knee burns like lava and while your ‘knee-jerk’ reaction might be to swat at it, Moonie had noticed their activity and moved the car a little ways away so as not to disturb them*  So when our leg burns, we try to find the cause and remove the little creature safely from the vehicle and think things like ‘we appolize for intruding now go tell the queen that we’re not here to hurt you’*  We sit them on the ground and they run back to the entrance to their underground bunker*  Archie goes into the bunker to get a bite to eateth (Edith, 🤣 and Moonie sees a photo of Jean Stapleton dressed as a sexy Goth with Mick Jaguar 🐆 or somebody at a party but it could be an AI hoax, we don’t know), the sky lights up brighter than Gloria in eggs, shells and cheese day-o (daylight come and me want go home, 🤣), they close the door to the Bunker and engage the Po-lock*  Norman is leering at us again, 🤣*

Besides which, the ant encounter on the right knee causes us to recall an attack on our left knee when the humanoid known as Craig Campbell of Soylent Greenfield 45123 sexually attacks us, repeatedly rubs their genitals or whatever it is that they keep in their crotch area on Moonie’s left knee and it ‘burns’ us, not in the same way as the ant but in other ways that their government, judiciary and lawmakers refuse to account for and so dismiss any claim of sexual assault or rape as “he didn’t do that” and when we say then what did this flesh legally known to them as Craig Campbell do, they say ‘he’ didn’t do anything but we don’t use pronouns to describe Craig Campbell as ‘he’*  Vaginas that have nice cushy jobs at agencies supposedly against sexual violence and rape turn us away because they say you can’t be raped or violated if you’re born with or have a penis which seems to suggest that even if you get your penis removed and have it made into a taco, they’re still going to treat you as less than they are, discriminate, deny you aid, advocacy or do their ‘mandated court reporter job’ unless you’re either born with a vagina and identify as a vagina or born with a vagina and identify as a penis*  That’s what causes Moonie to see that these vaginas that work in these agencies want and encourage class division and other segregation of vaginas because they want to feed their egos that they’re superior vaginas with a paper degree from a university and all of these other vaginas are beneath them and they need them to get raped and abused so they can feel superior and have rape jobs*  Moonie only goes to their agency looking for help when the pigs say “he didn’t do that” but they also abuse us when their discrimination causes us to see those things*  We didn’t know they did such things and so they also rape us with the knowledge of what they’re about*

Birdbaths are made for the birds we can see and hear but then the bees show up and of two varieties: one, a sort of yellow jacket and the other a honey bee*  Because of our digestion of the word ‘Spectacular’, Moonie thinks that the Christians are killing the honey bees because they say they own everything on a piece of paper while they also rape us on quantum and other energy levels that, like Craig Campbell’s attack, their government doesn’t recognize or account for when they stick cucumbers up their Chutes and Ladder-Day Taints and feed these to their victims without telling us what they do*  Moonie feels like it’s because they shut down their Boy Scouts of America sex ring so they’re finding other ways to rape us through their rape of vegetables*  They have a front or bodega for the operation: an ‘innocent’ public sport called ‘Pickleball’ but they’re doing these so called private attacks on us and in ways where we’re unable to complain, file charges on them and are denied due process in their courts*  The honeybee is sick because they say they own them on a piece of paper and as they’re abusing their paper laws with covert food and/or sexual attacks, Moonie feels obligated to give water to these bees and birds here when it is so hot and dry because nobody owns them on a piece of paper: they’re free birds and free range bees and if the bees owned on paper are sick and dying because of lies on paper and other paper abuse, then these free bees need help to keep going so the species does not die because of paper abuse*

Moonie started off thinking we’ll make some bowls for birds and help them while we’re here*  When we go, the bowls will still collect rain and snow even if no campers stop and give them water*  Then the bees show up and also frogs that we find having a bath/drink a couple of times and so we wonder where these amphibians have water around here when we can’t see any for miles around but then there are things we can’t see like underground lava tubes and caves for the frogs and many bats we see*  When you travel along this ‘Volcanic Legacy’ route, you have to think of Johnny Depp as Hunter S Thompson and say ‘This is bat country’, 🤣* 🦇 

Maybe the squirrel is pooping in the bowl because some deer, antelope, gazelles, Impala or something comes through and eats the nuts we put out for the squirrel*  Mickey Jade Moone is live or possibly dead on the scene with raw footage:

These creatures are herbivore or Herbie Voracious: they might be helping our ‘little car’ get better by eating these all-monde nuts because a dyke with a thorn in their vagina sabotages Herbie with Irish Coffee when they pour it into the fuel tank and ‘bouncy-bouncy’, 🤣 but here we also note the fear that Thorndyke has when Tennessee fires up the acetylene cutting torch but is relaxed somewhat when they only use the blue flame to heat a coffee pot and not add oxygen to cut*  It’s a cue portrayed by the thespian playing Thorndyke, that jump of surprise when the torch is ignited that suggests they are not there purely for friendly reasons*  If they didn’t have ulterior motive, they would not flinch when the torch ignites*

Google AI says the Romans have this Lar god in their homes and give them (them: the plurality muse of their construct signified by a stature of the dirty with a short tunic and carrying a cup) honey cakes: but if the Christians own the bees on paper and the bees are dying because of lies and abuse of paper, they must be trying to kill the larpers by starving them of honey cakes, kill any god that isn’t their Christian god*  It’s why Ginny or Janey Cannabiseed goes around with a pot on their head spreading cannabis seeds along rivers to encourage they who come after to give Mary Jane a little kiss instead of abusing her or trying to control her with paper, take care of the rivers, creeks and streams and look after the birds, bees, lizards and other ‘people’ who have voices but aren’t allowed to vote*

Moonie sees Janey Cannabiseed in Burlington Vermont with an old top hat with a flower in it, wearing a ragged waistcoat and vest*  This must be how they dress when they go to town*  We see them in the foyer at the co-op*  We wanted to stop and talk with them, give Mary Jane a kiss and chat with them but we’re too vulnerable and abused and these paper agencies had us running from one office to the next so they could all have paper proof that justifies their jobs and homes while they actually do nothing at all to help us and have gangs of assassins that threaten and or attack us, push us out of ‘their’ city, ‘their’ state if we don’t run around and fill in paper forms FOR THEM!

Moonie is cleaning the windows on the car that’ve gotten nasty and removes all of the stuff from the dashboard including our Joker card we find on a floor mat face down in Cucumberland store in Burlington Vermont*  We hesitate to pick up the card, not knowing exactly what it is but after everything we’re going through, it feels like a Joker and so picking it up is not so much like gambling as it is knowing it has to be a Joker because of all of this shit these beweevers are doing to us so we pick it up and, sure enough, it’s a Joker*  It helps us remember a Trans personage we made the aquaintence of there so we know they’re real and we’re not the only one*  Their name reminds us of a Cole Porter song so that’s another reason not to forget them*  You have to sing it with a thick, Super-Cali-fragile-lispy queer voice:

Heaven!  Eye’m in Heaven, and m’eye heart beats so that eye can Harley-speak and eye seem to find the happiness eye seek when we’re OUT together dancing cheek to cheek!  Moonie hasn’t forgotten you even though we didn’t get to know you* 

We lean over on the seat to wipe the window clean and had layed the card on it but can’t find it when we’re done*  Moonie panics a little bit because even though it’s only a ‘Paper Moon’ sailing over a cardboard sea, it wouldn’t be make beweeve if you beweeved in we and that’s about as far as Moonie’s beweefs go*  The Joker card is like Moonie’s ‘tax disc’ in classic British motor cars that have these to show they’ve paid their tax on the car*  We find it has fallen in between the driver seat and the center console where the stick shift fot the tranny is but it also reminds us how we go to the DMV in Vermont to pay the tax and specifically tell them we don’t want their tags because we’re leaving ‘their’ state because of the discrimination and abuse so we only want to pay the tax and have the title transfered*  They tell us how much we’re to pay and it seems high but we don’t know the tax rate so ask them for an itemized list, to tell us what the charges are but they refuse to tell us even though it’s on their screen in front of them*  Moonie objects but pays what they say and then they hand us tags in addition to the other stuff!  Are they trying to rage bait us£  They fail because we’re not wrong about this since it’s similar to being charged with a crime in that they have to tell you what the charges are!  We’re supposed to be able to use the website to renew our tags, even though they force them on us, rape us with them when we specifically told them no but the website isn’t allowing us to complete this transaction and they’ve stopped answering inquiries*  Since we cannot establish residency anywhere due to discrimination, we can’t get new tags or pay their renewal fee and we think they’re all conspiring to do this to us to make us a pig magnet, give the pigs a reason to take our car but we’re warning all of you that if that happens, you won’t stop us getting a machine gun and going to Washington and that’s what many times f them want: get rid of us one way or another so they don’t have to admit their lies and abuse on paper because their illusory privacy is that important to them*

We’ve tried to work with these agencies but all they want to do is use us and play games*  We asked Google AI about what different states need to get tags but they say you have to go to a homeless shelter, fill in a bunch of paper that justifies their jobs and then you can use their address on a new license or for tag registration but none of them are doing anything to correct the problems that cause us to be in this condition and this involves the pigs who refuse to allow us to file charges against Craig Campbell for sexual assault saying only “he didn’t do that” why agencies supposedly against rape turn us away because our anatomy disqualifes us or so they say and also the problem with a judge taking away our defense, accepts lies on paper, refuses to allow us to confront the accuser by speaking for them when we attempt it, won’t accept our evidence but accepts the accusers and the crowning turd in all of that is the judge switching off the official audible record which amounts to tampering with records in addition to attempting to rage bait us and says “eat Jesus and get an exorcism” which shows just exactly what kind of cowards they really are because if they had any integrity at all, they would include that in the official record but the reality is that Judge Cynthia Williams and cohorts of Seig Heilsboro 45133 is afraid of being caught accepting bribes and other judicial misconduct and abuse so tampering with records doesn’t bother them*

They want to try and force us to surrender to their Jbus system while they refuse to allow us any avenue to due process and are only making it worse since we’ve made every effort to try to pay for tags, have them renewed since we’re stuck with them but they’re purposely blocking us on that too in attempt to make us a juicy target for the pig-pigs so what we’ve got here is a socio-economic-political-beweef system police state cunt-tree run by a bunch of corporate thugs who get privately rich on paper raping a baby in public*  Their families are obviously more important than we are while they deny us voting and other things so, the way we look at it is they have all conspired to block us from participating in any part of their system and continue to abuse us so, even though we’ve tried to pay for new registration, they prohibit us from doing it only to make us a target so WE’RE NOT PAYING!  We’ll get a triangle slow moving vehicle sign and that’s about the best we can do apart from our Joker tax disk card*

Moonie doesn’t want things to be this way but they all abuse us and want us to forget about, surrender to them and their Jbus beweef system and forgive them and WE’RE NOT DOING IT!  They abuse us and push us away, deny us due process or reparation and then beweeve they still have authority and want to force us to beweeve it too!  Herbie don’t beweeve in them no more but they only way we’d jump off the Golden Gate is if the Joker’s yacht is nearby and they’ll pick us up, 🃏🎈 🤡*

It’s not like we actually want to be on the road and before it got so hot and we had to go get water for the birds and bees and other things, we’d stay in one spot as long as we could to keep the miles, wear and fuel cost down*  Nobody is coming to rescue us because we aren’t born with a vagina*  The only friends we have a part from the birds and bees and things is truck drivers who we look out for, try to anticipate what they’re going to do, help them keep moving as efficiently as possible without slowing them down, signalling with cautionary light flashes to oncoming traffic when we see a truck being worked on near the side of the road and they’re in a bad spot where they’re unable to get off the road completely, stuff like that and we don’t care if the driver has a penis, vagina, elbow titties or what because one thing is certain and we know this because this government takes our defense, our firearms to protect a racist, brain eating zombie who happens to be born with a vagina:

If the trucks ever stop running, these pussies with guns will hunt and eat anything they can including other humanoids*  We’re not saying we agree with it but only that it’s a fact so we tell them to think of churches, the Capitol and the White House as hamburger joints*  We’re not taking sides with the truckers but only saying share the road and expand your mind about considering how difficult and dangerous it is to drive those when other motorists don’t think about physics or other things because their church or other leaders said they don’t have to be abuse Jbus forgives them and the only thing that matters is what is written on paper, lies or not*

Since we’re on the subject of those types of trans things, Moonie wants to remind they on those kinds of roads to avoid any road marked with ‘drive’, ‘court’, ‘place’, and such because they consider those to be private*  If you don’t reside there, have official business or are invited, don’t go there*  Basically, if it’s not a ‘road’, ‘street’, ‘avenue’ ‘boulevard’ and such, avoid it*  Vampires who are private drinkers and even little bit Vampyre like Moonie who has an innocent public drink on a playground should avoid those places unless invited and we can’t go there for business due to labour discrimination and as far are their judicial courts go, they deny us due process in those but tell us to “eat Jesus and get an exorcism” so don’t go there either unless you are invited*  You don’t want to be entangled on quantim and other energy levels with them by using their private ‘ways’ and they have these even though some of their residences and businesses are connected to public sewers but they don’t want to account for that either*  They say they can flush their shit and piss into the public domain but they do it privately*  Shh!  We’re not supposed to know that!  Maybe you can actually get due process there if you get privately rich raping a baby in public*  Make sure you get it in writing, murder a tree to have a piece of paper that you then have to carry around with you to prove that they invited you while they all go to church and say Jbus and their Jbus government forgives them*  They want their privacy so bad that they’d force their victims to carry paper, claim they have privacy and other rights while they deny you these things even as you’re carrying their paper for them*  They all laugh at us and say a piece of paper doesn’t weigh much but they don’t account for the weight of the tree murder and other factors connected to that*  It’s why banks are spying on us, reporting our account balance to government agencies but without being completely transparent about it because they know it will trigger the agencies machinery to send and force a bunch of paper on us so they can sell paper, even though the funds are not income but from a no fault car crash and when we can’t use them for the purpose of having the damage repaired because their insurance industry machine says garages can discriminate for ‘health and safety’ reasons if we don’t have a home and are residing in the car!  They all have their private property and private everything else but they’re raping and otherwise victimizing us to get it*  That’s another example of why Moonie has a legit paper phobia while the abusers, the homophobes, the queerphobes, the transphobes don’t have legitimate phobias but only guilt they can’t get rid of so they target and attack us, demand we’re not allowed to deny their paper system even though they refuse to allow us due process in their paper courts*

Moonie sees a ‘FEEDEX’ logo on the highway* Soon after, Moonie’s ear starts to ring like a bomb drops, a volcano explodes, like some other massive sound wave overloads the ear drum: like somebody quantum entangled with us due to this government denying us due process and who says they have rights to firearms but we’re not allowed to have them not even for defense, blows their brains out to ‘FEEDEX’, to feed the zombie who we have relationships with while Judge Cynthia Williams speaks for this accuser when we confront and ask them to identify* Another one bites the dust and another one gone and another one gone and another one bites the dust* Hey, we’re gonna get you too! Another one bites the dust! Shooter! Someone blows their brains out because of the lies on paper and feeds these brains to the zombie but Moonie doesn’t feel a thing, only hears the ringing in her ear* Hello Central: give us No Man’s Land* You can’t blame a baby who has an innocent public drink of blood out of a condom, Dickens Chucked on a playground when others demand privacy to drink blood and eat brains and such and collectively conspire to deny us due process so they can keep the wealth they get from raping a baby in public*